Girl - what are you doing ?
Boy - I am killing mosquitoes !
Girl - how many killed ?
Girl - killed five. Three Females and two Males!
Girl - How to know who is male and who is female ?
Boy - Three were sitting at the mirror and two beside the beer.
There are many reasons for being unhappy in life, but we should try to be happy in any case. If you make a habit of laughing and smiling, then you get rid of many diseases
Boss (to the sleeping employee) – Why are you sleeping in the office?
Employee - Because Rohan has said
Have a dream, take a resolution and fulfill it...
I am on the first stage now.
Doctor - How did your boy get mad?
Father - He used to travel in General bogie earlier.
Doctor - So?
Father - People used to say move a little, move a little,
Then it slipped.
There are many reasons for being unhappy in life, but we should try to be happy in any case. If you make a habit of laughing and smiling, then you get rid of many diseases
Woman - How will I reduce my weight?
Doctor - Move your neck right and left.
Woman - what time? Doctor - When someone asks for food.
The boy was sitting disturbed in the examination hall.
Teacher - What happened, are the questions difficult?
Boy - No sir, I am thinking that
In which pocket is the answer to this question?
There are many reasons for being unhappy in life, but we should try to be happy in any case. If you make a habit of laughing and smiling, then you get rid of many diseases
Stingy man telling Nun
Tell me such a way that money becomes money
Nun - Don't worry child, I will tell you such a mantra, as many times as you speak, you will get money
Time doesn't stay the same guy
Everybody changes
the clothes of the British governor
used to scare people by wearing them
Our band wears today
Time doesn't stay the same guy
Everybody changes
the clothes of the British governor
used to scare people by wearing them
Our band wears today
A young woman was sitting on the bank of a creek to commit suicide
Boy - what are you doing here in the dirt
Girl - I will commit suicide by jumping into the drain
Boy - bring me then give me the mobile
Girl - I will take a selfie while jumping
boy unconscious
There are many reasons for being unhappy in life, but we should try to be happy in any case. If you make a habit of laughing and smiling, then you get rid of many diseases
The girl took her boyfriend to meet her mother
Girlfriend - My mother liked you very much
Boyfriend - let's go mad
Whatever happens, I will marry you only
Forget talking to mom
A woman (from another woman) - I have a car, a bungalow, a bank balance
what do you have
The other woman (in a very calm voice) - married to me 20 years ago
Tailored suit that still fits m
Master – Son recite any jokes
Student - "fat dies on fat, dies hungry on bread
Teacher has two daughters and I die younger!!!
Master fainted
Staff - Sir it is raining a lot, do you have to come to office to
Boss - Think for yourself whom you have to insult all day long... from me or your wife
Staff - Okay sir... I am coming
Wife - You have no temper at all... I am talking for hours and you are yawning
Husband- I am not yawning, I am trying to speak
> Son-in-law- Father-in-law... your daughter does not have a thing called bro
Father-in-law- son, you had asked for his hand... there was no talk of mind.
.ain......?day?.", had asked for his hand... there was no talk of mind...
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