You know, before I got married, I got about three thousand proposals in Surrey. On the night of Bashar, after hearing such words from my wife's mouth, I realized that my wife is the oppressor of that label.
I listened to my wife and looked at her. I said you got so many proposals?
Haha!, just so? There is no counting how many boys have written their names for me by cutting their hands, feet and chest.
Bap are, you see huge size celebrities.
Hey, listen before, it's a shame to say that. Still, two or three boys cut off their nu to get me. Hahaha, isn't that ridiculous?
When I heard about Nuns, thorn, I was completely overwhelmed. What's the point, if Nunki does not have the benefit of getting people to love? The matter did not come to my mind. I don't know if the wife is lying or telling the truth. I said.
Are you really telling the truth?
Killeen, are you distrusting me?
Arena, I was surprised to hear that for the first time in my life.
Well no problem. You know, I really wanted to live on Neptune With my groom. But that did not happen.
The wife regretted saying this. I said to myself. Father of the mother of desire.
What I did not want to understand, that the wife is oppressive. I sighed and told my wife.
No problem, I live here for now. When we have a baby, we will go to Pluto and if not, we will go to the moon and have a baby.
Wow really, oops I am so happy I thought I wanted a groom like you.
I wanted a wife like you.
Well then do it then?
You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh? What to do? What?
Turn off the lights and go to sleep.
All right.
I turned off the light. The wife fell asleep. I couldn't sleep. Only his wife's words are ringing in his ears. Is the wife really oppressive or has a problem with the head? I know what. I also fell asleep after thinking a lot.
It's been a week since the marriage. I woke up in the morning and sat at the breakfast table. The wife said
I made breakfast for you today.
Really?
Um, of course, yes, I know this why it's something known in advance.
Do you understand? Did you cook it today?
I have cooked pulses with eggplant, petal and Carla,
What? Pulses with eggplant, petal and Carla, How so?
Hey, why are you wondering? These eggplant pulses I once cooked at home. My paralyzed patient has gotten better by eating such pulses. And the tumor of a tumor patient has melted automatically.
He believed that his head turned when he heard his wife's words. I see my wife in the kitchen. Eggplant is paralyzed by eating pulses, it is thought that the patient of Du mar, gets better? I went to Dothan, later to eat or not to eat. Wife said...
Why aren't you eating?
No, my stomach is full after hearing your words, what else to eat?
Uh, oh no, you have to eat.
The wife insisted. I started eating eggplant pulses after receiving prayers and dried, Face to face became numb. I can't swallow. I am bursting into tears. It would have been better if the wife had cooked chickpeas, rats and cockroaches with them. My wife is looking at me. I smiled and closed my eyes and ate. I am rubbing my hands on the plate, I don't want to eat. He is not moving away from his wife either, he said ...
Eat, why stop?
Your cooking has become so delicious that you don't even want to eat it.
Remember ... you don't say too much. Shame on me. Well, then I will cook and feed you these every day.
I'm sorry, don't cook it anymore.
Why, you said it was delicious.
That's why it's so delicious that you can't eat it anymore. Later I will have diabetes again.
You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh? Why diabetes?
I explained it to my wife in different ways. But the wife refused to obey. The only thing he has to do is cook eggplant pulses. Eventually, my wife agreed that I should eat eggplant pulses once a week. I also agreed to die once a week.
I came to the office and got into another trouble. The wife's stomach started to ache after eating eggplant pulses. Ski, is coming evenly with the mouth. I ran to the toilet. After 10 minutes, I came out of the bathroom, again. Twisted again. I ran to the bathroom, again. Thus, I expected to go to the bathroom, about 26 times. This time I think I will become paralyzed. I sat in the chair. I saw my wife with her mobile phone in her hand. Miscall has risen 6 times. The wife started talking as she wanted to call back ...
What's your problem, I have been calling since that morning that you are not receiving calls.
You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh?
Don't be in a bad mood, I gave you the following four hundred calls you did not receive. Tell me, who did you talk to?
Alas, that's right. He called me four times and said four hundred times. What a strange Marie, Please, Gabby, Harpy, Now I will start arguing the opposite if I am telling the truth. I said.
Well sorry dad sorry Tell me what happened.
Don't listen to a word.
Hmm?
My girlfriend Nira has come, I told her about eggplant DAL, want to eat?
This time I think I will really become unconscious. Eggplant pulses play Nirajjat all will end. I threatened my wife ....
I am the only one who has the right to eat your eggplant. I will suffer if I feed someone else.
Ole Hulu Rutan, son-in-law, well don't feed anyone.
I love you.
Love son-in-law,
Let's finally survive. I took leave from the boss. Eating eggplant pulses has made the body worse. I went home in the evening. The wife said ....
What happened when it came so early?
That's why it doesn't feel good.
This did not make your body worse again? Ok come on
I went inside. Fresh, I lay down on the bed. It's 10 o'clock at night. My wife and I are sitting on the roof. The wife said suddenly.
Well Akhil, what will be our first baby?
The girl will be a baby.
Um, of course, yes, I know this why it's something known in advance. Well, we'll do the same thing.
What work?
We will take two and a half hundred children, what do you say?
What the fuss, wife says. Two and a half hundred children? How jokes of the AMG, on the roof. How possible! I said in surprise.
How is it possible to have two and a half hundred children?
Everything is possible at the bar if you want. But listen, we'll make a football, a cricket, a volleyball, a hockey tip. Wouldn't that be great?
At the moment, it seems like I'm jumping off the roof. But I was afraid, so I didn't jump. I told my wife.
Well, Neo, no problem.
Don't sing this beautiful song.
I can't sing, you sing.
Uh oh, I can't sing, but listen to the story?
Tell me ...
You know, two years ago it rained heavily in our area. There was a lot of hail in Sheba,
Hmm. Then
Surprisingly, you know, there was a chicken coop in the sky in our house with hail.
Mom ... You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh? What do you mean, after a hailstorm or a baby chicken?
You don't believe me?
But do you say that the chicks will wear from the sky?
Hmm, that's true. Later we sold a lot of chicks. We got a lot.
Then there must have been a kid with Hadar
Arena is a crazy one.
What were you wearing then?
There was a blanket on top of our kitchen. We sat in our room when it got cold. Later, everyone ran to the kitchen and saw that there was a baby elephant there.
You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh?
I mean, did the baby elephant wear Hadar again? Surprisingly, the baby elephant slowly melted away and disappeared.
He shook his head when he heard his wife's pressure. Going to call my wife, I suddenly saw darkness in my eyes. Then I fainted and fainted.
I woke up to the sound of my wife's sobbing and crying. Seeing my eyes open, the wife said.
Oops!, you got up, I've been waiting for you for five days today. How are you
I looked at the calendar on the wall. Date time is all right. But I did not understand how the five days. I gently closed my eyes again. I do not want to open my eyes. Goodbye father.
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