Hey arnold did you actually lose your job as a pizza delivery guy now just imagine if you had two heads you'd be way more popular your life would be much more interesting you'd be smarter and you could finally learn how to ride a bike normally look this is the same guy from the sign the circus ring master oh my god did that lion actually just swallow the whole two-headed dude no actually it seems the heads are unharmed but what's gonna happen now is the big show of the season cancelled hey it seems the manager has noticed you and wants you to be in the cast but only if you agree to have these two good as new heads sewn onto your body isn't that what you've always dreamed of well since you agree i think you should find out more about the upcoming surgery the first successful head transplantation was done by charles guthrie in 1908
he did it on dogs though one of the heads was sewn to the neck of a dog's body upside down in the 1950s demikhov achieved full functioning of a second head he transplanted 20 heads together with the front half of the dogs then the head of one dog was transplanted onto the body of another and then there was a monkey which after transplantation even tried to bite one of the doctors in 2013 sergio canavero announced plans for a human head transplant the estimated cost was 12.8 million dollars in 2017 under his leadership a dead human head was transplanted onto a corpse actually it suits you arnold now it's time to rehearse your part i hope you don't screw up and disgrace these beautiful heads you're gonna have to juggle as you ride your unicycle on a springboard through burning hoops yay they don't seem to like you being so stupid arnie try not to interfere with the professionals managing your body all that's required of you is to not spoil the performance the grand premiere all eyes are fixed on you arnold today you are the main part of the show fingers crossed buddy you're doing great just a little more and is that tagaya over there did she come to see you no no don't get distracted not now arnold what a doof wad by trying to be a gentleman you disgraced yourself and the troll brothers that was the greatest failure this circus has ever seen arnold arnold wake up you've pissed them off so much that they want to get rid of you you know you can't run away from them right although you're so clumsy you seem to have succeeded almost succeeded . Hey arnold did you actually lose your job as a pizza delivery guy now just imagine if you had two heads you'd be way more popular your life would be much more interesting you'd be smarter and you could finally learn how to ride a bike normally look this is the same guy from the sign the circus ring master oh my god
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