So, in order to help men act like civilized human beings, here is the list of things you should know before you start dating a girl with big boobs:
Boobs are not the only part of the female body you can play with
Just because they are big and sensual doesn’t mean that girls with big boobs only get turned on when you focus on that part of the body during foreplay. There are different parts you can focus on, you know?
Try going a bit south, explore a little bit to find places they like to be touched even more. My point is, don’t focus on just one part because there are plenty of other female body parts you can play with.
Get used to people staring
As I’ve already said, men completely lose their minds while in the presence of a big-chested girl.
Get used to crazy drooling looks from all around, especially if she has put on a tight dress before a night out.
Keep your male urges to kill other predators under control because unnecessary outbursts of jealousy won’t get you extra points with your girl.
She’ll think of you the same as she thinks about everyone else who stares—that you are a lusty idiot not worthy of her time.
When they touch them themselves, it’s not what you think
Of course, every guy’s dirty mind will automatically assume that the reason you’re ‘touching’ yourself is purely Intercourse. What they don’t know is that you’re just adjusting yourself.
It’s impossible to spend the whole day in an underwired bra without making a few adjustments and a few grabs, even in public. A woman’s gotta do what a woman’s gotta do.
They will be pissed because of them every now and then
There will be situations in which your girl will feel huge because of her ‘gift from God’. There will be moments when she won’t be able to find clothes that fit her.
Tears will be coming, so prepare yourself to say the right thing when that moment comes—just don’t say that they are nice.
You’re going to play with the bra
At some point, you’re going to use a bra as a hat. Heck, you might even use it as a mask. Don’t ask any questions, just know that you will and when you do, remember my words.
She’s going to have good and bad days
On her good days, she will feel adult and powerful like she is on top of the world.
On the other hand, on her bad days, she will be ready to go for a breast reduction, not thinking twice about it. She will feel hideous and unattractive because of her big boobs.
She’ll be embarrassed because of her big boobs and she will go on and on about how she’ll have to throw them over her shoulder when she turns sixty so they don’t drag on the floor.
You’ll just have to deal with it and choose your words carefully when those days come. To make her feel better and avoid looking like a chauvinist pig, think twice before you start comforting her.
Don’t go shopping for lingerie without her
You’ll get it wrong, so don’t even bother trying. There are millions of different boob sizes in millions of different shops which means that a double D is not the size you think it is.
Silky underwear is a completely different issue that cannot be explained. The point is, take your girl shopping with you and you won’t go wrong.
If you do it differently, you’ll just make things worse or even offend her.
Plan your activities with her wisely
If you’re planning on surprising her by taking her to jump on a trampoline at the beach while she’s wearing a bikini, don’t expect her to be joyful.
Expect her to put on a sour face and make up an excuse as to why she can’t go.
Jumping and big boobs don’t go well together. They can slip right out of the bikini, giving everyone else around her a pretty good time—you and her both excluded.
Big boobs can be fun and deadly at the same time
I mean, a huge boob weighs a lot. So, imagine it running toward you and hitting you in the face. That will definitely hurt, you can count on that.
To avoid this from happening, make sure you don’t make the ‘ big boob ’ angry because it won’t be all fun and games. The soft bundle of joy can turn into a lethal weapon.
You’ll have to be on constant boob watch
Usually, her friends are in charge of making sure her boobs don’t pop out when they are out clubbing. Now, boob watching has become your task. Carry that burden responsibly.
Guys, Having Big Boobs Is Not All That Fun
Remember the answer they gave me the first time I asked them Why do men like big boobs and that is, to refresh your memory, They look nice?!
Dear guys, do you know what never crossed your mind? Since you’re men, it doesn’t really have to cross your mind but I want to put it out there anyway after we learned the details of why do men like big boobs.
You can’t even begin to imagine the struggle of girls with big boobs:
- Inability to wear button-down shirts (It’s impossible to keep the girls tamed).
- Big breasts come with boob sweat – yeah, it’s a thing.
- Wearing bathing suits causes the possibility of nip slips.
- Running is not their friend.
- Back pain is horrible.
- Finding your bra size is the same as finding a real-life unicorn.
- Strapless bras are history.
Do you get it now? Having big boobs is not all that fun. I mean, it is to you, but ask the women who have big boobs. They will tell you differently.
Those women are probably craving smaller breasts and the ones with small breasts probably desire to have larger breasts (hence the increasing demand for breast augmentation ).
It’s always been so and it always will (the same thing goes with curly/straight and short/long hair).
Anyway, I know that the least of a man’s cares in this world is how a woman with big boobs feels and what her struggles are, but, dear men, now you know that things are not that simple. So, there you go.
I’ve listed everything you need to know about men in relation to girls with big boobs, how men have to act before dating them, what they need to look out for, and the biggest mystery of all: Why do men like big boobs ? You’re welcome.
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