1. Laughter story
The son is going to his in-laws' house.
His intelligence is a little low, so his mother taught him well.
He said, your father-in-law is ill, so first I will go and ask him how he is.
He may say he is fine. Then I will tell him that is what we want.
Then I will ask him what diet he is on.
He will say something, then you will say that it is a very delicious dish, if you eat it every day, you will get well soon.
Then I will ask which doctor is treating him.
When you hear the doctor's name, you will be able to say, "Great doctor, you will get well very soon!"
And how about always smiling and laughing?
The mother took the son and shook his head and went out.
The father-in-law was lying on the bed, struggling with the pain of the disease.
The son-in-law entered the room, laughing and laughing and asked, how is father?
Father-in-law: - I don't want to live anymore, I will live only if I die now.
Son-in-law: - That's what we want. What diet are you eating now?
Father-in-law: - (getting angry) Horse eggs.
Son-in-law: - Wow, wow, very delicious diet, eat it every day and you will get better. Again, laughing and laughing, which doctor are you showing me?
Father-in-law: - (getting angry even more) Yama.
Son-in-law: - Very good doctor, a well-known doctor, you will get better in a few days.
2. Funny story
Some lazy people are sitting in a tea shop and chatting. One person is lying to another (i.e. telling a lie), the rest of the people sitting there are listening. The shopkeeper has no problem, but he can sell one or two teas. What is the benefit of wasting time by doing so much nonsense? Let's talk about the real thing. The first person says: My grandfather had a dog. It talked like a human and ate grass like a cow!!!!!
The second one said: Hey, keep it. My grandfather's cat was a big darling, like your grandfather's dog. All the dogs in the neighborhood have been bitten by it at least once!!!!! Seeing them playing with flowers, the third one said to himself: If you are a flower lover, then I am also the king of flowers. The third one said: When you are done talking, listen to me. I went to the market and heard. A big plane was hit by a bus and killed. No one died, but a dog and a cat were found dead next to it???
3. Funny story
Sohel, while going to see a bride for marriage, fell in love with the bride. Which is called a crush in modern language. Both parties agreed. It was decided that the marriage would take place after 2 weeks.
Sohel would go shopping with his future wife. Earlier, he had talked to his future wife Tanjila on the phone for 2 days, and Sohel had become a little easier.
Sohel, wearing a manja-clad dress, was going to Metro shopping in a rickshaw. He saw Tanjila next to the Parliament building, alone. A mischievous idea came to Sohel's mind. He got down from the rickshaw and went behind Tanjila in submission and squeezed her eyes with his hands.
Being romantic for the first time in his life, Sohel himself was nervous. No words came out of his mouth.
Tanjila said, "Leave this Zahid! My future groom Sohel will come at any moment. What will he think if he sees us like this? Bhudai is already falling in love with me. Seeing him in this condition will surely give him a heart failure. Besides, our wedding is next week……”
4. Laughter story
Wife – I understand, I am not cooking tonight, I will eat at the hotel.
Husband – No problem. Done!
Husband – Yes, where are you thinking of eating? We should go to a mediocre restaurant, what do you say?
Wife – Not at all. Today we will have a candlelight dinner, I will go to the Royal Palace Hotel.
Husband – (After a moment of silence) Oh, okay. Okay then. Shall I go at 7 pm? Be ready.
Wife – Sure
6:30 pm Driving in the car ..
Husband – These days the number of fuchka walas has increased a lot on this road. You know, once I had a bet with my friends and ate 30 fuchkas, and I won the bet!
Wife – What bravery!
Husband – Bravery! No one has been able to beat me at fuchkas till date.
Wife – Leave it! I can beat you at fuchkas by the count.
Husband – You!! If you laugh, my dear! I know very well that you will lose. A whole twenty at most, then hahahahaha
Wife – Let it be a challenge. Stop the car, immediately-
……..
Husband ate 30 fuchkas and stopped eating by making an artificial burp. Even though the wife's stomach was full, she happily shouted, "I won, I won."
The husband accepted the defeat with a smile.
……..
The bill came for 320 taka and when the wife returned home, she was elated with the joy of winning.
This is management, maximum income with minimum investment and complete satisfaction of the employee!!!
5. Funny story
One day the son was sitting and reading, the father sat next to the son-
Father: Why do you keep quiet all day?
Son: Why, father, I talk.
Father: I scold you so much for no reason, but you don't say anything. Don't protest.
Son: Why, father, I protest.
Father: Where did you do it? I don't see it.
Son: Why, father, I go to the toilet when you scold me.
Father: Does going to the toilet reduce your anger? What do you do to go to the toilet to reduce your anger?
Son: I brush the toilet.
Father: Does brushing the toilet reduce anger?
Son: Why do I brush the toilet with your toothbrush.
6. Funny story
One day, a doctor in a madhouse was taking an exam to see the progress of three madmen. If they passed the exam, they would be released, and if they failed, they would be detained for another two years. The doctor took the three of them to a dry swimming pool and asked them to jump in. The first madman jumped in immediately and broke his leg. The second madman also jumped in as the doctor had said and broke his arm. But the third madman refused to jump at all. The doctor shouted happily and said, "Hey, you are completely healthy. I will set you free today. So tell me why you didn't jump in?"
He replied, "I don't know how to swim."
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