THE TALKING PARROT
Once, a lady wanted to buy a talking parrot for herself. So she went to a pet shop owner and told him about her requirement. The shop owner said, "Yes, madam, I have a talking parrot." Then he showed her a parrot.
The owner further said, "If you pull the string on the left leg, he'll say, Hi, how are you? And if you pull the string on the right leg, he'll say; I'm fine, thank you."
At this, the lady asked, "What if I pull both the strings?" "Then I would fall from this perch, you stupid lady!" answered the parrot.
The End.
THE MOSQUITO NET
One day David asked his wife to go to the market and buy a mosquito net. His wife went to a shop and asked the shopkeeper to show her the best quality net.
The shopkeeper showing her a perfect net, said, "This is the best quality which you won't be able to find elsewhere. Not even a single mosquito can pass through it."
Mrs. David refused to but the net. When the shopkeeper asked the reason, she said, "If a mosquito can't pass through it, then how will we pass through it." Then she returned home and narrated the whole matter to her husband.
Hearing the whole matter, David laughed at his wife's foolishness.
The End.
THE HORSE RIDING
Jimmy was an obese boy. He always used to be sad because of his obesity. So, he decided to consult a doctor. He said to the doctor, "How can I reduce my weight? Everybody teases me at the school."
The doDoctordvised him to exercise daily. After a few days, he again went to the doctored complained that he couldn't reduce his weight; instead, putting on weight.
The doDoctorsked him what exercise he was doing. Jimmy replied, "I go horse riding every day. The result is that I gained weight while the horse lost weight."
The doDoctoraughed and showed him how to exercise.
The End.
THE CAT SCAN
One day, Ricky's dog got seriously ill. So, he took it to a veterinary doctor. The doDoctorxamined the dog and declared it to be dead.
Ricky felt very sad and asked the doctor, "DoDoctorare you sure that my dog is dead? Kindly perform some tests and confirm it to me."
The doDoctorgreed and asked his assistant to bring a cat. The cat sniffed the dog and went to the other room without any reaction. Thus, it was confirmed that the dog was dead.
When Ricky asked for the bill, the doDoctoremanded two hundred dollars; when Ricky asked why the bill was so high, the doDoctoreplied, "Cat scan is very costly."
The End.
AN UNFAIR WORLD
One day, a man, while walking towards his office, saw a beggar coming to him. The beggar was in terrible condition. He was barefoot, and his clothes were torn.
When the beggar asked for money, the man said, "Why don't you work? Don't you feel ashamed asking people for money?" at this, the beggar replied, "I do feel ashamed asking for money. But once, when I took money without asking, the police took me to jail."
The man had no answer to this. He went on his way to the office.
The End.
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