Joke 1.
Pappu to his wife
Well, tell me at the time of 'Bidaai.'
Why do girls cry so much?
Wife- 'Crazy' if you come to know...
someone taking you away from your home
What will you dance 'if you get the pot done.'
Joke 2.
The cashier of the bank said 'no money to the man standing at the window
Customer: And two Modi ran abroad with money, all the money to Mallya
The cashier took out his hand from the window and grabbed his neck, and said, 'Sale is not in your account in the bank.'
Judge: How did you steal while being the owner of the house?
Thief: Sir, you have a good job and salary
It is also good, then what will you do after learning all this?
Joke 3
written in a public restroom
'The world has reached the moon.'
And you're sitting here
Pappu made up his mind
and wrote below
'There was no water on the moon.'
so came back.
Joke 4.
Husband - I am thirsty, bring water...
Wife- why don't you get Matar Paneer today
And make a royal casserole and feed it...
Husband- wow, wow...!
Mouthwatering.
Wife - has come, no water in the mouth
Just work with this.
Joke 5.
Teacher- Tell me, Titu.
How long did Akbar rule?
Title- Sir.
From page number 14 to page number 22...
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Golu- Jaanu, you day by day
Getting beautiful...
Wife (happily) - How did you go?
Gold- Seeing you...
the loaves have also started burning
Joke 6.
Tillu (from the girl) - I am 18 years old and you?
Girl - I am also 18 years old...
Till- Then come on, why are you ashamed of it...
Girl - where?
Tillu- Hey Pagli.
Where to vote...
Joke.7
what are you doing, mother and son
Pappu - I am studying mother.
Mother - well done! What are you reading, son?
Pappu - SMS to your future daughter-in-law
Teacher- children, tell me such a sentence.
In which Hindi, Punjabi, Urdu, and English are used.
Pappu- Sir...
'Ishq Di Gali Vichh La No Entry'
Joke.8
Wife - Worship
Big waves go away...
Title- yes... yours
dad must have done a lot
They got away and fell on me...
Joke.9
I have a neighbor whose name is 'God.'
And his girl's name is Bhakti.
Mom says that
'Son by putting his mind in the devotion of God'
Now how to explain to mom
I put my mind in love, but
God is not agreeing…
Joke.10
Don't panic if your belly is coming out...
Because airbags are always there in luxury cars.
Husband: Somebody should learn from you to control yourself.
Wife (happily): It is, but about what?
Husband: There is so much sugar in the body, but it is fun, sometimes let it come on your tongue.
Joke.11
One day the husband tasted wine at his wife.
Wife: This isn't very pleasant.
Husband: ... so what did you think that I am doing evil. I drink sips of poison, of poison.
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Lawyer: How did your husband die?
Woman: By eating poison.
Lawyer: ...then how are these bruises?
Woman: We're refusing to drink.
Joke.12
The wife shouted and said, - come home early this evening
Husband- Why is there anything special?
Wife- Relatives are coming from maternal home
Husband - don't eat my brain
I'm busy, who's coming?
Wife- my two younger sisters are coming
Husband is happy - Hey darling,
your relative means my relative
I will come on time...
Joke.13
Santa: Dude, what is the difference between Banta's sister-in-law and wife?
Banta: See brother sister-in-law is beauty then-wife duty,
Sister-in-law is like a pension, and wife is like tension.
Sister-in-law was like a fresh cake, and biwi earthquake means earthquake...
Teacher- Bantu, you are standing, whatever I ask, give a quick answer.
Bantu- Okay, ma'am.
Teacher- Who is our national animal?
Bantu - fast. (Just once again, Pappu got smacked)
Joke.14
Today that old movie girl
why don't we meet dad
who always spoke.
"Here is a blank check and get away from my daughter's life."
Joke.15
The wife said as soon as her husband came out of the house
Come out of the house by joining the hands of God; all the work will be good
Husband - I'm afraid I have to disagree, even on the day of marriage
He had left the house with folded hands.
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