Top 10 funniest football moments

1. Pepe Ran’s beach ball nightmare

Darren Bent scored 212 goals in his professional career, but it was 211 and a half. Just five minutes into a 2009/10 Premier League match between Sunderland and Liverpool, the striker hit a shot toward Pepe Rank’s goal and went in with the help of a deflection off a beach ball that had crept onto the pitch. It proved to be the only goal of the game.

2. Diana Ross’ penalty

The USA was determined to put on a show as they hosted the World Cup for the first time in 1994. As part of an extravagant opening ceremony, Diana Ross was supposed to kick a ball from close range into a goal, but she missed the target entirely.



3. Emmanuel Debtor and his full-pitch celebration

This might not be funny for Arsenal fans. Still, the rest of the footballing world watched amazed. It enthralled as Emmanuel Debtor ran the whole length of the Etihad Stadium pitch after scoring for Manchester City against Arsenal to run up to the away section, sliding on his knees to celebrate in front of his former club’s supporters.

4. Winnie Jones grabs life by the balls

Minnie Jones was always one of the most entertaining footballers. It’s no surprise that he’s now in Hollywood. His highlight reels could go on for hours, but one of the funniest moments of his career was when he grabbed Paul Soigne's testicles in a match between Wimbledon and Newcastle United. The players went on to become good friends and reminisced on the incident in an interview with Talks port.

5. Aida Quran’s boot throwing

With Atlético Madrid on their way out of the Copa del Rey in a 2014/15 tie against Barcelona, a frustrated Aria Quran lost it with an official and lost his boot in the process. That’s because he was so angry at the linesman that he threw his boot in the official’s direction. Amazingly, he was only booked for it and not sent off. Duran joined Barcelona later that year but didn’t have an enjoyable time at Camp Nou.

Aida Quran’s numbers at Barcelona

Seasons: 2

Appearances: 55

Minutes: 3,047

Goals: 15



Assists: 11

6. Some mid-match painting

A 1977 league match between Derby County and Manchester City had to be paused for the groundsman to repaint the penalty spot. Derby was awarded a penalty toward the end of the match for a foul on Archie Gem mill. Still, there was so little grass left on the pitch that it was unclear where the penalty spot was and all of the players and fans had to wait patiently as Bob Smith emerged with a tape measure and a bucket of paint. After the lengthy delay, Gerry Dale converted one of the most bizarre spot kicks ever.



7. Graham Poll’s three yellow cards



Graham Poll was one of the top English referees for some time, but his name is now synonymous with an incident at the 2006 World Cup. Jo sip Simon was booked twice by the official, yet Poll forgot to show the Croatian a red card during his side’s clash with Australia. It was only when Simon collected a third yellow card that he was eventually dismissed.

8. Zaire’s 1974 free kick



In the 1974 World Cup, Zaire made their maiden appearance and had the unenviable task of going up against Brazil. As the South American giants had a free kick close to the Zaire goal, Swept Lung broke away from the wall and hoofed the ball upfield. It was a bizarre moment, made even more so as Luna later claimed that he knew the rules fine well and that he did this deliberately. He was booked and the free kick was retaken, with Brazil going on to win 3-0.

Zaire’s 1974 World Cup record

Played 3

Won 0

Drew 0

Lost 3

Goals For 0



Goals Against 14



9. Louis van Gael’s dive



Louis van Gael has always been entertaining on the sidelines and he kept that up, even at the age of 64, when he was coaching Manchester United. Unhappy with the decision, he remonstrated with Mike Dean and decided to enact a reconstruction by throwing himself to the floor.



10. The drunk referee



Sergei Shaolin refereed pretty much an entire Belarusian first-division match from the center circle, so drunk was he that he couldn’t keep up with the play. “In the second half, he hardly moved around the pitch at all,” a source said, as reported by the Evening Standard at the time. “By the end of the game the reason was evident to everyone - the referee was drunk. This was confirmed with a medical test later in the evening.”



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