Making a girl laugh is often the key to getting her to like you. Laughter is one of the best tools available to convince someone that they are interesting and worth talking to. Some say that humor is the fruit of life, and this is especially true when it comes to picking up a girl no matter where she is. Make them laugh, and I guarantee you are very close to getting their phone number and even getting them to go out with you.
But as we all know, making them laugh is easier said than done. Precisely for those who find it difficult to think of something funny to say, I am adding a few funny anecdotes and wise cracks that you can remember and then use in those situations when you need to make the girl in front of you laugh.
1) Regulation:
Did you hear about the lady who walked into the druggist and asked for arsenic?
The man behind the counter asked in amazement, What do you need it for?
The lady calmly replied, "To kill my husband."
The pharmacist was taken aback: Are you crazy? Do you want to put us both in jail? And anyway, why do you want to kill him? Go see a counselor. Get help for your marriage."
The lady paused and pulled out of her purse a set of pictures of her pharmacist husband and wife in some very creative poses.
The pharmacist looked at the snaps, put them away and smiled, "Ma'am, why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"
2) Book of tips
A woman calls out to her husband: “Have you seen the book 101 Tips for Living Over a Hundred Years?
The husband coyly replies, "I burned it."
"What?" the wife cried, "Why?"
The husband whispered, "Because your mother wanted to read it."
3) Food menu
Watching his wife fry meatballs of all shapes and sizes, Tom tapped her on the shoulder, "Why?"
His wife turned, "Because you asked for different food."
4) Mushrooms
Tom was picking mushrooms in the woods with his wife when she picked one and showed it to Tom, "Is that edible?"
Tom smiled, "Yes." Until you cook it.”
5) Driving around
Tom greeted his wife when she got home, "So, my dear, how was your first drive all by yourself?
His wife smiled shyly, do you want to hear it from me or read it in the newspaper?
6) Drama
A couple is watching a movie at their local theater when the wife snuggles up to her husband and points to the screen, "do you think they're going to get married eventually?"
The husband sighs, yes. These movies always have bad endings.
7) Library
Tom visited the local library, he goes to the librarian and asks, do you know where I can find the book Male Supremacy?
The librarian does a quick search on the computer and finds, you’ll find it in science fiction.
Although some of them may sound offensive, if you use them well, you will be able to show not only a sense of humor, but also that you are the exact opposite of a stereotype. How? The instant you do, lean in and whisper, But I'm not like that, and if you let me take you out, you'll see for yourself.
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