What an Apple on Your Head Relationship Physics

Our ancestors lived in trees, then we evolved. Sort of. After centuries of developments men still tend to hunt and gather. Men still consider their  role to be the provider, to bring home the clubbed furry thing for lunch. Do women still select thier mate for his physical powers? " Him big, make good hunter".

Women still tend to nurture and play their supportive role in our homes made of sticks and stone. It is women who have this unique ability to bear more hunters. It is women who still  prepare the dead  furry thing by combining it with organic matter plucked from the earth. Do men select their women based  on physical child bearing  attributes? "Big things, make good mother".

Anthropologist have offered indisputable scientific proof that men and women are different, and have evolved according to some kind of physical law and cultural rule. They tell us men and women have behaved much the same since the beginning.  So by now we should have it all figured out. Men and women should live in their cave and form a bond, based on their primitive need to please the other and to protect their symbiotic relationship.

If it were so, then how do  we account for the divorce rate? How do we account for  the thousands of unhappy marriages? Sir Issac Newton, a 17th century scientist, might explain it using his laws of physics. 

Soccer mom drives the SUV from field to field and will continue to do so unless she is interrupted by a stationary object called a post. Cooking and cleaning mom tends to continue cooking and  cleaning  unless the has to rush to aerobics class, or pick up the kids. 

Working man tends to stay at work unless he is interrupted with a request to show up before the dinner is cold, and bring home a loaf of bread. TV man tends to stay at rest unless the game is over and has to use the sandbox, or is out of beer, or both.

She moves faster to her mother or to her lover when he pushes her harder. Or, he pushes her by doing nothing at all, especially around the house on weekends when he claims that he needs to rest so he can continue to work and earn money.

Most people think of this as dropping bricks and feathers from tall building. It is really a reference to the relationship habits of man and women. See, back in the 17th century and anthropologist will agree, women were considered to be objects, and men were the force. 

This simple writer firmly believes and affirms that Sir Issac's third law explains just about relationship thing between man and woman. 

The third law also explains why she reacts the way she does when he brings her flowers. Or phones her when he will be late. Or do not forget her birthday. Or takes her to dinner. Or gives her a hug. Or stop what he is doing, or not doing, and simply listens to her. Or says,  " I Love You" and means it.

 

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